Episcopalian Light Bulb Jokes

 

 

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
We aren't really sure — we'll form a committee and get back to you on that!

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve — one to do the work and Eleven to serve on the committee.

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

None — We don't change!

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

CHANGE the light bulb? My Grandmother donated that light bulb!

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
You can't force the bulb to change. It did not CHOOSE to be burned out, it was born that way. The bulb's status should not disqualify it from the ministry.

 

How many traditional Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
None — We use candles!

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten — One to actually change the bulb and 9 to say how much they like the old one.

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to summons the butler and have him call the electrician, one to mix the martinis while they wait.

 

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten — One to do it, one to mix the cocktails, and eight to talk about how wonderful the old one was.